Valentine’s Day, the celebration of love and affection, often comes with the expectation of heartfelt gestures and romantic sentiments. However, injecting a dose of humor into the occasion can add an extra layer of joy and laughter to your celebrations. In this collection, we’ve curated the funniest Valentine’s Day quotes guaranteed to make your sweetheart burst into laughter (“LOL”). From witty one-liners to playful quips, these quotes are sure to tickle your funny bone and bring smiles to both you and your honey. So, why not infuse a bit of humor into your Valentine’s Day this year? Dive into these rib-tickling quotes and spread the joy of laughter with your beloved.
- “Love is a grave mental disease.” – Plato
- “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
- “I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” – Tracy Smith
- “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
- “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
- “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
- “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
- “A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” – Ingrid Bergman
- “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” – Scott Adams
- “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” – Carroll Bryant
- “Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” – Cathy Carlyle
- “I wish Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.”
- “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valéry
- “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.” – Jim Gaffigan
- “My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.” – Joan Rivers
- “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
- “Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” – Lynda Barry
- “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” – Lewis Black
- “Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”
- “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
- “Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”
- “Love is being stupid together, which is better than being smart alone.”
- “A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.” – Frank Morgan
- “I love you just the way I am.”
- “I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot.”
- “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
- “Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important.” – Lisa Hoffman
- “I love you even when I’m hungry.”
- “I love you more than my phone. And that’s saying a lot.”
- “Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
- “I love you more than chocolate. Well, that’s a lie, but it’s close.”
- “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
- “I love you even when I’m hangry.”
- “Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” – Lynda Barry
- “I love you more than WiFi. And that’s a lot.”
- “Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
- “I love you even when I’m hungry.”
- “Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important.” – Lisa Hoffman
- “I love you even when I’m hangry.”
- “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
- “I love you more than chocolate. Well, that’s a lie, but it’s close.”
- “Love is like a Rubik’s Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it.” – Brian Cramer
- “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
- “Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” – Cathy Carlyle
- “I love you more than WiFi. And that’s a lot.”
- “Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”
- “I wish Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.”
- “My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.” – Joan Rivers
- “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
- “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.” – Jim Gaffigan
- “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valéry
- “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” – Lewis Black
- “Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”
- “Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” – H. L. Mencken
- “Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
- “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
- “I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot.”
- “I love you even when I’m hungry.”
- “I love you even when I’m hangry.”
- “I love you more than my phone. And that’s saying a lot.”
- “I love you even when I’m hungry.”
- “I love you more than chocolate. Well, that’s a lie, but it’s close.”
- “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
- “Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important.” – Lisa Hoffman
- “Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” – Lynda Barry
- “I love you even when I’m hangry.”
- “Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
- “I love you even when I’m hungry.”
- “Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important.” – Lisa Hoffman
- “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
- “Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” – Cathy Carlyle
- “I love you more than WiFi. And that’s a lot.”
- “Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”
- “I wish Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.”
- “My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.” – Joan Rivers
- “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
- “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.” – Jim Gaffigan
- “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valéry
- “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” – Lewis Black
- “Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”
- “Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” – H. L. Mencken
- “Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
- “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
- “I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot.”
- “I love you even when I’m hungry.”
- “I love you more than my phone. And that’s saying a lot.”
- “I love you even when I’m hangry.”
- “I love you more than chocolate. Well, that’s a lie, but it’s close.”
- “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
- “Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important.” – Lisa Hoffman
- “Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” – Lynda Barry
- “I love you even when I’m hangry.”
- “Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
- “I love you even when I’m hungry.”
- “Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important.” – Lisa Hoffman
- “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
- “I love you more than chocolate. Well, that’s a lie, but it’s close.”
- “Love is like a Rubik’s Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it.” – Brian Cramer
- “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
- “Love is being stupid together, which is better than being smart alone.”
